Conan O’Brien’s “Orange is the New Black” cold opening (x)

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elleeeeexo:

This is how I feel about okay men.

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mrteavg:

GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief

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vesley:

my whole life

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sorry:

when you sit on your foot for a long period of time which results in that weird tingly feeling:

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shslequius:

"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

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slydig:

there will only be 7 planets left after i destroy uranus 

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