Conan O’Brien’s “Orange is the New Black” cold opening (x)
This is how I feel about okay men.
GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief
when you sit on your foot for a long period of time which results in that weird tingly feeling:
"homework" *tired zombie noises*
"studying" *sad zombie noises*
"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*
"internet" *happy zombie noises*